4:04 p.m. - 2005-06-30
The Odds Are Good, But The Goods Are ODD!
The odds are good.
But the goods are ODD!

Alaska is full of men. Men, men everywhere but not a drop to drink!!!!
I mean seriously...I'm totally lusting after a nerdy, quiet guy and a smiley, schmoozey dog musher.
What the hell? Actually, they're both pretty hot.
Since I have been in Alaska, I have been sexually frigid! At first I didn't even notice the famine, but times have changed.
I have to pick a dick and fast!
The problem is, in this small, small town you have to use celebrity-like discretion. I'm talking tinted windows and sneaking your date out the back door while you run screaming 'FIRE!' towards the front!
I was here three days and already people knew my name, who I was, and were speculating on my profession. (Prostitution was their best guess. Damn, they're quick!)

So I have to find a stealthy out of town donor to be my Little Linguistically Lethargic Lover.
Ah, tales from the beautiful Seward, Alaska!

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