2:44 p.m. - 2004-11-16
Panty Robbing
Today I went to the pharmacy to pick up some meds for my back....it's on the fritz again.
AS I was standing in the line with my cute denim skirt on I hear two women talking about that tampon commercial with the beautiful model walking down the street with the back of her skirt accidentally tucked into her panties.
The commercial says at the end, "That's embarrassing....but not as embarrassing as a leak!'
I turned and said 'I've seen that commercial....kinda funny.'
Both of the women looked shocked and became very, very quiet.
I'm such a social master.
On the way out, one of the women stopped me and said 'you have a, um, rip on the back of your skirt.' I went to the mirror and turned around to find a 5 inch tear above the slit on the back of my skirt. I might as well have skipped the skirt all together folks.....so wrong.
All at once I thought, 'they were talking about me and I ruined their little joke'....good, bitches! And then, 'I sure am glad I opted out of the thong today and picked the bright orange Vicky's Secret panties!'
On my way home I realized that I was not one bit embarrassed.
I....HAVE....NO....SHAME....is that a good thing???

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