8:18 a.m. - 2004-05-11
Bust A Cap
Dealing with mean people is unfun. In the process, however, I realized that Floyd is a true friend, and that's invaluable. I was a little nervous so he delivered a handgun to my door so that I may sleep in peace.

Did I mention that a few days ago my GAY best friend from way back revealed that he is in love with me?

That was unexpected.

Many of my male friends have professed similar interests but it's just not that easy. Love is a Van Gogh, not a Big Mac. There's no drive thru window on my heart!

To men everywhere who have female friends...please be delicate with this subject. It's not really fair to change the rules in the 9th inning unless both teams agree, man.

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